Bush Royal Rampage » - President bush and royalty find tony blairs london under terrorist attack... er wait, that already happened
Mansion Impossible » - buy and sell real estate with mortgage backed securities and non Collateralized Debt Obligation
Loki Escapes from Hell » - first off loki is a norse mythology figure second off he is hell cause hes made of fire
Moral Combat » - first there was mortal combat, then plain old combat, and now its all about moral combat whats next
Synapsis » - as opposed to synopsis synapsis snaps psis mental powers
Trial Terror » - watch guantanamo for updated information on terror trials
Election Balls » - politicians have balls and seem yo use them ala eliot spitzer but republicans like to use them in private
Dick Cheney on Guns » - Dick Cheney shot a freind in the face, and now he loves guns and the NRA, and what American doesnt
Pillage the Village » - pillaging used to be the defacto saturday night entertainment but went out with the advent of video games
Street Fighter » - sf capcom bring it all back its 1987 and ronald reagan is president you eat ketchup and relish for fruit and vegetables